1. "And that’s not all people say about me. A few weeks ago, Dick Cheney says he thinks I’m the worst President of his lifetime. Which is interesting, because I think Dick Cheney is the worst President of my lifetime. It’s quite a coincidence." Dick Cheney is no pantie jumper, which means he's perfect to make fun of...
2. "Today thanks to Obamacare, you no longer have to worry about losing your insurance if you lose your job. You're welcome Senate Democrats," Barack Obama has gotten a lot of crap about Obamacare and this witty remark really shut those people up.
3. "Take executive action on immigration? Bucket. New climate regulations? Bucket. It's the right thing to do," When asked whether or not he has a bucket list Obama replies with a comment saying he has something that rhymes with a bucket list. He then proceeds to list things that he might do and then said bucket.
4. The Obama version: "In our fast changing world, traditions like the White House Correspondents' Dinner are important."
The anger translation: "I mean really what is this dinner? And why am I required to go to it? Jeb Bush, do you really want to do this?" Obama is a normally very calm guy, thanks to his hired ‘anger translator’ he was able to share his actual opinions.
5. "Galileo believed the world revolved around the sun. Ted Cruz believes the Earth revolves around Ted Cruz," Who doesn’t love a joke bagging on the opinionated republican, Ted Cruz. After Ted Cruz compared himself to Galileo this joke was perfect.
This years Correspondents Dinner was quite memorable with all the hilarious jokes Obama pulled. The creative involvement of other people was really what stole the show. Obama is most likely one of the funniest presidents we’ve had so far. It was impossible to not laugh while watching this years Correspondents Dinner.
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